Women’s Crash Test Dummy Costume

Crash? Nah. We contemplated calling this the Women’s CRUSH Test Dummy Costume because so many people out there are gonna catch feelings when you show up in this one-piece jumpsuit. The Women’s Crash Test Dummy Costume is perfect for Halloween, with the jumpsuit and mask that keeps your stunning good looks concealed until you want to drop the biggest plot twist in history: the dummy was actually you the whole time. In fact, you’ll look pretty great in the crushed blue suit, adorned with all the hazards your beauty presents to the world. Whether you crash at the party or back home, this little number will look just as good for recovery brunch the next day. So wear the Women’s Crash Test Dummy Costume, but just don’t forget the safe word, dummy.